I’m with you on this. Limes are 2 for $1 where I live (and they’re sad, shriveled little things). I don’t understand why everyone is assuming limes are inherently affordable no matter where you live.

I hear a little bit of benadryl and a couple lollipops works wonders on getting rid of “demons”.

I think they use those tests like major corporations do: they use them to weed out the people who aren’t sociopaths. Sociopaths are the ones they want, they’re the only ones who can do the jobs assigned to them (corporations want people who have no problem committing fraud and stealing billions of dollars and police…

I'd rub a loaf of bog on my face. Have you seen bogs' preservation skills??

Damn, I must have a hoohah of steel. I've never had any issues with Irish Spring.

I wish my coffee was dispensed from cat-ass. That some fancy shit.

Another vote for Fan Bingbing!

It gives them dirty little boners and then they feel guilty so they take it out on women by treating them like subhumans... and then they get dirty little boners. It’s really just one big endless dirty boner cycle.

Super conservatives, though, are well known for their cluelessness when it comes to money. They have more than most of us could ever imagine but think we’re all living high on the hog with our tens of hundreds.

And lo! On this day it was declared that Jewish bros shall only travel in threes! Rejoice!

What?? £6000 is $11,000 CA or $8785 US. That’s well below the poverty line here in the US ($11,770 for one person). Those people sound insane. Or super conservative. There’s a whole lotta overlap in that Venn.

If they took preemptive measures to avoid sitting next to a woman they’d lose the little rush they get by exerting power over the women around them and forcing them to move.

Fuck that dude. Or rather, definitely no one should ever fuck that dude.

That’s always what I thought it was. A guy calls you “chill” but it really means “I don’t think you’ll ever call me out on my bullshit.”

I’m right there with ya.

Most people have the red hair gene lurking somewhere in them.

Me either. I have never thought any thoughts about Manilow’s sexual orientation until a few minutes ago.

Sounds like she's got some self esteem issues. Not saying she's not responsible for the decisions she makes, but people who value and love themselves generally don't go for pricks.

Aw thanks!