They are definitely sharper!

I think there is some sort of law that prohibits convicted murderers from profiting from their crimes (memoir sales, etc.).

I’ve come full circle and am once again using this lovely character as my fashion inspiration:

I’m with you. I didn’t really like Lady in the Water but I did enjoy Signs and I love The Village. All the M. Night hate is really uncalled for. There are much worse filmmakers out there.

BARF.

After I divorced my abusive ex the hardest part was admitting to myself and accepting that I had fallen for an abuser. I felt stupid, like I should have known better. I was beating myself up over it and believing (for a little while, it didn't last long) that all men are terrible made me feel a little better and…

SERIOUSLY. Irreconcilable differences saved my life.

You are a goddamned treasure. I’d hug you if I could.

I had to read that sentence a couple times to make sure I was processing it correctly. I’m still finding it pretty hard to believe that I’m a couple years older than this idiot.

I agree that it matters not if someone changes their name, but damned if people aren't just creating an extra step and possibly extra problems by giving a check because cashing them depends upon the name written on them (and it's super annoying that some people can't follow directions re: my name that didn't even…

I took the pregnancy test, sat dumbfounded on the toilet for about 10 minutes, ugly cried, searched “Planned Parenthood abortion”, made an appointment for a real pregnancy test, then called my now-boyfriend (we weren’t, like, together-together when I got knocked up, but strangely enough it brought us together) and…

All but one of the checks I received at/after my wedding were made out to either Mr. & Mrs. Ex'sLastName or Sklay Ex'sLastName. My parents were the only ones who got it right even after we told everyone that I was not changing my name.

I feeeeel you. I'm gonna be 35 in a month and I'm concerned with my retirement fund and buying a house and when I should schedule my first mammogram and (OMG KINDA FREAKING OUT) maybe having a kid... on purpose... before I'm too old. I don't know how well a kid born in 2000 can relate to me. In fact, I wouldn't doubt…

Rotary phones, records, film strips, no home computers, way more time spent playing outdoors. The speed with which technology evolves is going to result in wildly different life experiences. That's why these generational names and categories are basically worthless now. (Not worthless in identifying the actual block…

I just went to the study and they consider millennials to be anyone born from 1980 to 2000. I was born in 1980 and I feel strange being lumped into a "generation" with current high school sophomores. Those are kids I could have very reasonably given birth to.

It's absolutely dudebros who think two hot girls making out for other dudebros' enjoyment is the only acceptable situation.

Seriously. I'm gonna be 35 in a month and this study considers me on equal social/cultural/economic ground with high school seniors??

My immediate though was similar: "Doesn't the government already know you own a gun? Isn't that part of the 'responsible gun owner' narrative that they keep repeating?"

Sinful Colors?