I voted for unsubscribing because I didn't know what Seamless was and I was too lazy to google it.

YASSSSS.

Piglet is not fucking around.

This image has been hanging on my office wall for the past couple years. It gets me through the day.

IMAX 3D makes me puke but I'm still glad it's ahead of attending other people's weddings.

Deb? Is that you? Did you get that email about needing more copy paper that I sent to 12 people who don't even work in this office?

In defense of Reply All:

HIGHFIVE from another designer.

My mom used to always tell me that my brother and I were the most special people in the world to her and my dad. She always reminded us that other people are the most special people in the world to someone else. No one is inherently more special than anyone else. Unfortunately she and my dad did praise accomplishments…

Twas a joke.

I think that, according to the Christian mythology, men were the first draft. Incapable of surviving on their own, God had no choice but to take the only good part of them (the rib) and create women, thereby improving on the existing draft and ensuring their survival.

I 100% believe this.

I used the line with great success. I said it emphatically and the response was, *pause* "YeeeEEEESSSSS!"

A+ for effort.

I'm gonna try "Let us fuck" tonight. Will report back.

I absolutely read this headline wrong. I thought these kids were getting a little bonus sex show along with their porn.

Call center workers are stronger people than I. I could not do that job, I would either hang up or start crying as soon as someone started berating me.

I can't help but wonder ARE they an asshole and superbitch respectively? It doesn't make it ok to change their names on their bills, but I just want to know if the nicknames are deserved.

I was very confused and sad when I thought for second that he painted himself so light. I mean, Jindal always makes me confused and sad, but it was different this time.

That was the most perfect, succinct definition of MRAs that I've ever read. Saved.