Our system asked for the tip to be entered, then it calculated the total. If someone just wrote a total and didn't write a tip, then you had to do some quick math to enter the tip in first.
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He actually liked it. I sprayed him when he was clawing the carpet (he eventually dug down through the carpet and padding to the subfloor RIGHT NEXT TO TWO CARDBOARD SCRATCHERS, bad kitty) and he thought it was a game. The water had no affect other than to make him want to play with the water bottle. He now likes to…
Mine likes water. I tried the spraying thing and he loved it. Womp womp.
Mine has learned "No bites!" means to stop.
I hate people. Like you said, people are BORED and their concern for your friend's undies makes me sad.
Wiki tells me that a fashion designer introduced the modern thong in 1974, but thong underwear really only became mainstream in the 90s. They cite Baywatch as one of the reasons for its increased popularity. Previous to that it was mainly exotic dancers who wore them.
We're not all comfortable with it. Thongs are on my list of Top 10 Most Hated Inventions.
Agreed. We don't freak out if we can see a bra line, why are we so scared of a panty line?
My friends occasionally find bits of food in their beards. They're not so keen on festooning them with flowers.
Or is it management and time traveling skills?
You tip however makes you comfortable, as long as you're tipping on the correct amount (re: #1, tip on the original amount of your bill before any discounts). If you want to round down, just make sure it doesn't drop below 15%. Rounding up to the nearest 5 is a very generous way to do it.
Eat nuts every day. NO SHAME.
Ugh, it's the worst. The kids always make a huge mess, everyone gets made when their 40 entrees don't come out at the exact same time, and they treat you like an idiot when you accidentally put someone else's Bud Lite on their bill.
I'm much jealous of your free pecan tree. I don't have any cool pecan stories, other than I'm fun to watch while I shovel handfuls of them into my gullet.
Alan provides the eyes and the wider forehead.
I'll allow it.
Am I the only one on Team Pecan?
Are deez nuts salted or plain? This affects my opinion on your ranking.