Maybe a little Alan Thicke thrown in?

Further proof that these idiots really just want to control women.

I was actually calling him the waste of skin and blood (didn't read that way I now realize) but I totally get you. He's displaying some truly worrying thought processes.

I think the exact tips were equally anal, just in a different direction. Both needed to be precise in one way or another, when the preciseness didn't really affect anything.

That's why it bugged me (and admittedly it shouldn't, I have no dog in the race of their financial life) but I always wanted to ask them if they somehow managed to make sure their electric bill was an even amount. Or their grocery bill.

It's generally not an issue as long as the server knows who is together on a check and can keep track of you! Actually, individual checks was often easier (for me at least, we've all got different brains and methods of organization). No need to remember who pairs up with who at check time.

It's not an actual issue, it's just a personal pet peeve.

I don't wear my chambray shirt with matchy matchy jeans, I stick to darker wash jeans with a lighter wash shirt. But I'm also currently wearing brown boots with black jeans.

I wish they could block by IP.

He decided that trolling was more important to him than his marriage and family. Yeah, he needs counseling.

His "stress" is actually "the burning desire to ruin all that is good because I'm a waste of skin and blood."

Now something about bill splitting!

2 was always just a pet peeve. I've never balked at a good tip, but the anal retentiveness of it bugged me for some reason.

Agreed on all fronts! I've got a couple to add (not about bill splitting, but whatevs):

I call my best friend my soul mate. We just understand each other completely.

In my naive youth I believed in soul mates. I thought I would eventually find someone who was utterly perfect for me. We'd never fight and there would be nothing but good times. Then I dated, and married, and divorced, and dated some more. Now I know that people are all kinds of crappy, and the key is finding someone…

From this angle she reminds me of Iman.

I've used the withdrawal method for over 4 years now with two different partners (only implemented after clean STI screenings and confidence in monogamy) and I've never had any issues. If the guy knows his body and has some control it works quite nicely.

I bet he brought the square cup from home and left it there for future use.