Um, it isn’t war.

Those are not the guys I want to go to war with.

When the “fresh, never frozen beef” has been sitting around a while, and its freshness has degraded so much that it is close to going bad, do you know what they do with it, to keep it from having to be discarded and wasted?

for a second can we talk about the fact it’s a “GIANT” “JUNIOR”?

WHY NOT JUST HAVE A DAMN BACON CHEESEBURGER

Say what you want about Eli but he outplayed that overrated Bart Starr of this century in two Super bowls. Once ending a perfect season and the second time proving it was no fluke. If he never plays another game he deserves to be in the hall of fame. If not keep out brady too.

I just threw up on my fucking shoes. Do you see what we let happen, people? The philly fans are smiling. GREAT JOB everyone.

Oh fuck off

...and start drinking it before you arrive. Wise decision.

Oh my gods, I HOPE one of my step sisters brings a bowl.

Oh no, were you on it?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP READING. LET THAT BE THE ONLY THING YOU TAKE FROM THIS ARTICLE.

Hahahaha.. what!? “You must be fun at parties” has probably been tossed your way before. Is your answer to that “Yes, my friends enjoy my company and I do indeed think I contribute to a party being enjoyable”?

Hey, Pretentiousia has spoken. Do not question. Btw, I agree with your logic.

Eating breakfast before eating Thanksgiving is like insisting you have to make time to play in a sandbox before you go to the beach.

its a fucking joke. Lighten up.

I’m giving you my very best Liz Lemon eye roll.

I’m not seeing a problem here.

Jeez, just because you don’t possess a sense of humor, that doesn’t mean you should try to suck it out of everyone else.

Happy Thanksgiving!

The call was coming from inside the house