See, me and my close friends are very open about sharing things. BUT it’s always OFFERED not taken. Like a friend will order a specialty cocktail and go “This is great! Give it a try” or “This is shit! Give it a try”

I’ll say it...Adele is overrated. Good pipes, but mediocre in every other way.

So...you’re saying act differently then I would in a predominately white environment? If I’m at a party/get-together/hootinanny/hoe down/barn raising etc and I catch a glimpse of a good conversation I am likely to join. Because, ya know, being social and all at a social gathering?

So I can’t genuinely have a black friend? Awfully shallow line of thought you have there.

White people LOVE seasoned fries. We love seasoning on everything. Don’t know where this shit got started that we like bland food. White Americans are all about FLAVORTOWN.

Yes, let’s never sing along to a song ever.

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Security dude CAUGHT that barricade, he’s the real MVP.

I think you got it wrong. Just a simple case of perception and the dude being quick. That is definitely him throwing the barricade.

No. Just a simple mix of cocaine and defending your friend’s honor.

True. The surgeon at the hospital yesterday speaking to the media was like “This is the third shooting like this I’ve dealt with in 3 weeks and it’s the first time you clowns have shown up.”

Worse than questions about plot points of a movie on a first viewing is my wife anytime we watch something sports related; doc, true story etc.

I will get as uppity as I wish THANKYOUVERYMUCH!

BRILLIANT!

We’re OBVIOUSLY speaking two different languages.

Counterpoint: ever MIX mustard and ketchup on the bun? A light squirt of ketchup, not even dime sized plus a regular squirt of mustard. Mix that up on the TOP NOT BOTTOM bun. Then bacon, then a thin slice of tomato that has been rinsed and dried, then salted and peppered, a melted slice of block pepper jack cheese on…

Im with you! Like, have they never tried What-A-Burger ketchup, or better yet, What-A-Burger SPICY ketchup?!

Ill buy he busted through locked doors, those metal doors with the bar can be busted through by a strong guy using mild force. Ill also buy that the lady was injured by him. But I wont buy that he did it on purpose.

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No, that was an accurate sell. Its ugly and terrible but accurate.