That’s called herpes

Also, don’t try to slip a lady friend a digit within 3 years of using icy hot.

Counterpoint: he’s a Vikings fan, should be used to the punishment

Ten year olds aren’t very smart. Understatement of the century

“Idk. It’s a weird time many

Culvers is Grade A Butt. I live in a town with Whataburger, In and Out, Brahms and Dairy Queen. People only go to Culvers when the local taco joint in front of them is too busy for their schedule that day and the Dennys to go would take too long. It’s like, “well fuck, I guess we gotta settle for Culvers”

There’s more of us than you think

Urgh....my father in law. More and more I’m noticing parallels, making life pretty hard right now.

Serious question, any truth/other info on this? First I’m hearing of it is why I ask.

Yup, It’s “come wit it now” and I’m better than you bc I’m on the internet and knew that prior to you having that knowledge.

Many did

Yea, a lot of that going around right now.

Well, I still don’t feel embarrassed, but thanks anyway.

I use an extension of the “not everything is a win” when I’m around my friends kids. Couple years ago I had one ask to play with my phone. Actually, he grabbed it off the arm of the chair. I asked for it back, saying it was mine and it’s polite to ask before you touch someones things.

The sentiment is sweet, but come the fuck on. So I’m supposed to spend an ungodly amount of money on candy (when did the bag of minis get to $10???) AND buy a bounty of yo-yos?

Yes, they do rely on each page click. That’s exactly why they sell ad space and report on it to their advertisers down to the individual user. Not embarrassing myself here, but keep trying to make it personal.

Dude could have had a touchdown each play if he had any sort of vision, you don’t for to follow the exact route of the play you call

This is the best joke of them all.

1) He (?) Is someone Deadspin relies on for page clicks, obviously the minority opinion, but still the readership

I’ll be the voice of support for you here, buddy.