That’s your punishment for keeping the bread in the fridge like a fucking lunatic.

Went to school in Nacogdoches (Axe’Em Jacks!) and we had a dog food plant in town. When the wind was blowing a warm, gulf coast wind out of the south all of campus smelled like dog food.

Oh yes the slots. See, I forgot that is how my dishwasher is set up now. Those things are awesome.

This is, by far, the worst dishwasher-centric idea I have ever read.

What kind of rube can’t avoid fork tines.

Spoons alternate, otherwise they cuddle and don’t get clean

Knives go down, forks go up, spoons alternate.

What kind of fancy ass dishwashers are you using?

Maybe it’s all a lie

Doing the Lord’s Work

Got to make sure you have good spunk shui. Any guy without good spunk shui wants to be caught

Want to avoid something tasting bitter? Don’t boil it in something that leaves it with a bitter taste.

yep, actually totally normal to take kids to a place that exists to serve alcohol, actually.

You’re missing the point. A kid hanging at a bar is as appropriate as me hanging out in a ball pit.

Dont bring your kid to a alcohol centric place.

Or dont bring the kid to an alcohol centric establishment.

+1 for jilling off. Always gets a laugh

And cleaning it up is like getting peanuts butter out of a shag carpet

Kids do not belong where alcohol is the main product. End of story.

I do some work for a local brewery. Straight up we brew beer and pour it, nothing else brewery. Had a dad come up to me complaining at 7pm on a Friday that the table next to them was drunk and cussing in front of their kid. My response “Don’t bring your fucking kid to a brewery on a Friday night.”