The current president is an embarrassing shit stain with no common sense or decorum whatsoever. Every day I wake up and check my phone to see if he’s keeled over from a heart attack: combination of evil, karma, and 300lbs is bound to catch up with him. Fuck him with a roll of rusty barbed wire

Nah. It was put there by the municipality as a traffic-calming measure.

This headline is funny but really misrepresents what he actually said, which has nothing to do with not paying attention and everything to do with understanding content without being familiar with the source material.

LOL. A new content platform would take years to get to the level of YouTube. There have already been many video players that have failed or gone out of business, most notably Blip and VidMe. Vimeo has had their own copyright problems, and Daily Motion has been around for years but has a fraction of the traffic YouTube…

I don’t know why you wrote this whole column and then lightly brushed over the important part.

Do you have specific examples? I’m struggling to think of any Nintendo games that ever get particularly complex. I know some Nintendo games start throwing optional ridiculous challenges at you late-game/post-game, but I feel like the main experience usually stays pretty approachable.

smh. you do know DDOS attacks happen to other companies and not just blizzard right? I’m not defending Blizzard or any other company out there but when you send crazy amounts of “packets” (information to a server or servers), it’s difficult for servers to handle it. Unfortunately, we will probably never see the end of…

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

A 10-year suspended sentence means if he violates probation he goes away for 10 years, not that he’s on probation for 10 years. He could have had a 10-year sentence suspended for 5 years. In fact, it must have been the case or he would be in jail as we speak. 

Getting slammed head first into the ground does less brain damage than regularly watching FOX news 

Kinda. You still saw remnants of that model into the post-war era. Company’s no longer owned everything in town. But as the major source of employment in a town they still held massive sway over the general affairs of some towns.

Because there are clear parallels between exploring and colonizing the frontier of space and the exploration of the American west and the colonial history of western civilization.

I stopped after clearing half the map. I had around 55 temples done and was inside the third beast when I just got bored.

I understand why people had such a big “WOW” to this game, it has a lot to offer and exploring it is fun, but for a while only, it gets pretty boring to me after some time. It feels like we do the…

There’s no way they finished the whole thing already. It would be a miracle. 

Let me introduce you to my good friend, George Foreman.

So, their parents, then.

How many goodbyes should we expect?  Secretary at a BMW dealer isn’t a terrible gig, she probably meets a bunch of other overextended guys with small dicks.

And the Warriors win their 4th in a row.  (finished that for you)

Can’t wait for Durant to go to New York next season and both the Knicks and the Lakers miss the playoffs with superstars on their teams.

I think the Warriors will have an easier time exploiting Jokic’s defense than the Nuggets will have exploiting Jokic’s post game against Draymond. And Klay Thompson is a vastly better perimeter defender than Gary Harris.