I pooped in the crypt. My apologies to those who have stumbled upon my leavings.

I don’t know. Looked like they were phoning it in to me.

that is the sacrifice to the Weed Fairy

Japan’s shenanigans are cheeky and fun; Russia’s shenanigans are cruel and tragic

On the other hand, was 20-14 really that good?

Her statement basically starts off

I love how this is basically completely opposite from the narrative you tried to shove into everyone’s reading spheres for the last month.

you’re a fucking crybaby

“If Kevin Durant can win a title with the Knicks, that cements his legacy.”

What fucking warnings? Why should anyone have to check their damn withholding at all?!! There’s no reason why I should get a “refund” of $3-4K one year if I only claim myself, a $20 refund the next year if I claim two, and have to worry about withholding the year after because of changes to the tax law. There’s NO…

You are making this up and clearly don’t seem to understand how tax law changed in 2018 in the middle of the year.

Are you saying that this woman doesn’t have to ability to shout and cheer without sounding like she’s auditioning for a new Scream movie? She hasn’t been silenced, she just can’t continue doing this....(0:19 for relevant material)

Uhhh, you do know that the ball is spotted where the QB’s slide BEGINS and not where it ends? That’s why it’s illegal to hit a sliding QB.

Like you, I am also attempting to make my penis bigger by unnecessarily expressing a preference for an entertainment product in which assholes try to hurt each other. I find it much more enjoyable than watching talented people do their jobs skillfully. You should hear how loud my pickup truck is.

Sounds like you’ve tried Kiko multiple times.

I assumed you were a Dolphins fan because I didn’t want to call you an idiot. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Take off your homer glasses. The motherfucker’s done this before... twice. The only reason he didn’t hit Allen is because a different player was propping him up by his facemask.

I think the problem here is that she was not escaping her pimp, she killed a John and went back to the pimp. (I first had assumed she killed the pimp.)

Prosecution argued that she killed a sleeping man, defense argued that she was afraid the John would hurt or kill her. A 43-y.o. man who pays for a 16 y.o. prostitute…

She shot the guy who had solicited her for sex that day, not the pimp. The pimp was back at the hotel, who later died in a gun dispute in a totally unrelated incident years later. I don’t think everyone is clear on that.

Yeah, take that Bor-Ass! Nice try getting the most money for your client from this Billionaire!