I hate lawns, have a large back and side yard, think I will build a course, my other ½ is down with it...

agreed, including no extras

www.peopleofcostco.com needs to be a thing, you will never, ever see - for instance - more middle aged white guys in socks AND sandals in one place...

I am getting a Lexus crossover from Costco... /s

Seriously, we did replace our washer / dryer there...

My photo is 8-bit-ish looking, a person, some person, maybe me, if you squint...

GENESIS G70 3.3T should be on the list as well IMHO

NASCAR GPS - Updated:
• (pretend to) turn left at the next curve

Government job: “The pay for things like engineers and other careers isn’t the best but for non-STEM it’s outstanding especially. I know plenty of folks making 90k+ a year in jobs that would be 30% less outside of the government.”

Akita loves the cold and snow as you might expect... seeks it out...

The cleared pavement though ices up so fast, if they are doing the “hot lava” one foot, next foot dance, not so good, too cold...

Mushers wax works a charm for dogs like that that hates booties...

Akita are nowhere near as overbred as other dogs listed, as a spitz they are not that far from that proverbial wolf / wild dog that came close to the campfire...
Your other summary points are pretty spot on though...

Came for the spluttering apple fanboys (and they mostly seem male) - and was not disappointed... 

One assumes that the author is not offering medical advice over the internet...
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One assumes that the author is not offering medical advice over the internet...
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Morrison, CO, exactly the same...
 • they added a portion of State Highway 285 coming out of the mountains that is 4+ miles from the City to their boundaries with a long tendril of grabbed land from unincorporated - see https://zipmap.net/Colorado/Jefferson_County/Morrison.htm to see how egrecious it is!
• they changed…

It seems that you are new in this space...

Oh CryptoBros, just go ‘buy’ some Beanie Babies...

All ugh... but more importantly IMHO, there is a fine grained specialty ‘wrestling photographer’ ????!!!!!!

attempted obfuscation noted - and dismissed! #BlessYourHeart /s

Wellington Paranormal is OUTSTANDING, with some subtle but glorious humour below the pseudo-slapstick - and so bloody, wonderfully dry and straightfaced...

Wooly Mammoths weren’t exactly dinosaurs, but these prehistoric elephants were dinosaur-adjacent

I would contest that anti-vaxxers is a left/right ‘thing’... but yes...