Gangster movie? Get me Pesci on the phone!

Do not pass Go, don’t get your social security / pension - as the government never paid that fund back...

Priorities:

(1) put the bike back on the side stand at the scene of the accident

(2) THEN attend to the possibly injured ‘rider’...

Ummmmmmmmmm...

Interestingly, my slightly older 4K XPS 13 (~ 2 years) does not have the ‘hardware’ for the last update according to Windows Update, let alone this one I am guessing...

I see what you did there... so won’t ask about your metric...

I have an original Google Pixel, still solid...

Except - when it does not take a charge, I reboot, viola...

slide it under the fridge...

It is always sad - and I know that is maybe condescending - to see the HUGE lines of cars at suburban drive thrus on a a Friday early evening... Your long week of working hard is over, there ARE easily better choices....

Don’t tempt the gods by saying you haven’t had one, sheesh! ~wink~

You had better not visit Christmas Island

You don’t like science?

Get a google pixel, even my original has night vision :)

I think make it a Keystone Cops patina...

Not actual beige interiors, but the styling’ equivalent...

Use a VPN, ask me how I know  ;)

Oh, you and your mates do not get off that easily....

England / UK is even more fucked, and I honestly did not think that was possible... but, well, Boris the Tosspot...

Jake Paul has a very twattable face...

There was of course a ‘famous’ lawsuit about how actual burgers NEVER, ever looked like those in the adverts, not even close - aka: false advertising...
These photos emphasis that his lawsuit might NOT have been frivolous... blech!