Don’t tempt the gods by saying you haven’t had one, sheesh! ~wink~

You had better not visit Christmas Island

You don’t like science?

Get a google pixel, even my original has night vision :)

I think make it a Keystone Cops patina...

San Fran had a swarm of lady birds that did just that, 15 miles long from memory...

Not actual beige interiors, but the styling’ equivalent...

twat

Use a VPN, ask me how I know  ;)

His 21st is going to have some awesome video and photos...

Oh, you and your mates do not get off that easily....

SPOILER ALERT

The Rousseaun idea of the noble savage in tune with his environment was show to be BS 100s of years ago (look at the Maori eating the moa to extinction, and along the way burning out much of New Zealand’s southern forests - but 50lb drum sticks, no one can blame them...)

Animals are the same... and rightly so... 

England / UK is even more fucked, and I honestly did not think that was possible... but, well, Boris the Tosspot...

Did their welder (singular) go to ITT Tech?

Jake Paul has a very twattable face...

There was of course a ‘famous’ lawsuit about how actual burgers NEVER, ever looked like those in the adverts, not even close - aka: false advertising...
These photos emphasis that his lawsuit might NOT have been frivolous... blech!

Why does she look like she is made of latex and chicklets?

You have lovely ankles...

They realised that the asbestos suits they would have to wear would be bad for their lungs...