You have good taste.

You’re one of those guys who literally does not think a woman over a size 2 counts as a woman or even exists, right? They were there, you just ignored them, just like every girl who went to your hs ignored you.

I love Aerie so much. Unapologetically. I buy all my underwear there. It fits amazing, goes through the wash like a champ, and has cute patterns. I don’t need sexy barely-there undies, I want ones that cover my whole ass. 7 pairs for $26 is also pretty fucking amazing. This campaign just solidifies my love of them.…

Average-sized will invite a bunch of people who will say “No way, she is too fat too be average” AND a bunch of people who will say “No way, she is too thin to be average cause the average is now 300lb and ZOMG Fatpocalypse aaaah!”, so we really can’t win.

The “long arm of the law” i guess

Wow, tell us more

“Now let’s take a look at that from the body cam!”

Usually, unnecessary roughness by the police is much, much worse.

Who is giving our handicapped persons crackers? They don’t deserve crackers!

No surprise—there hasn’t been a Cup in Edmonton in 25 years.

Dial. It. Back. Lady.

“at least Cosby knocked his victims out b4 he raped them.”

Sounds like they’re creating the next generation of GOP voters.

I haven’t heard worse Grand Slam allegations since the Denny’s diarrhea scandal of 1994-present.

Good.

Thanks, Obama.

All I can think about is the real owner of the green raincoat. Were they ever compensated? And now I’m imagining black tie apparel paired with a green raincoat and thinking, maybe they shouldn’t be compensated.

After a while it gets boring bringing your trucks to the same spot at the far end of the Walmart parking lot and you start thinking “guys, what if maybe there’s more to life”