I've been working in the Kremlin with a two-butted boy.

I'll leave this whole fackin fahm in mah reah view.

I don't really care if most of the titles I follow have been out for a couple weeks and I'm late picking up the latest volume, but I seriously get anxious when the new issue of The Black Hood is in stores and not in my hand.

I'M MAKING MY LUNCH. Dell could definitely cross over.

Dolphinately.

I'd say it's intentionally far more pulp than Ellroy.

Hey assholes, more assholes for your suckfest, yah.

The word you're looking for is 'douchechills'.

Gary, every room you're in is a panic room.

Some of your friends are already this fucked.

I felt the same way (along with tons of other folks) but if you push through it, the payoff is wonderful. Acquired taste and everything.

This whole episode I kept yelling 'GODDAMNIT JIAN-YANG'.

I've been reading every comment in this article in the Giger impersonation. Including my own.

There's also the lingering shot of the ceiling fan that I chalked up to ripping off Twin Peaks during the commercials, but after watching the show, it's definitely an homage.

Just came out early this year or late last year, hopefully it renders the competition obsolete. He's actually writing and distributing zine-style addendums/new chapters on a regular basis. Living history.

The Gaahl interview in the Vice/Noisey series where he makes Brooklyn folks traverse a mountain to his grandfather's shack is priceless.

Not to be that dude, the Dead suicide cover was actually a bootleg and not an official Mayhem release. Most of the Mayhem members were against using the image for a cover.

I cannot recommend Dayal's book enough. Plus the band-specific chapters are far more organized than the mess that is 'Lords'.

When's Buzz Osborne going to get his documentary?

Gotta put the LP outside the cardboard, son. Mailorder 101.