As someone who lives in Dallas, I'm still bitter at the truth of this comment.

You know what they call a foot massage parlor in Paris?

You gotta get horizontal instead of vertical, mah fucking mulattos. *sideslap*

Exhumed with the Supremes.

Regular Sized Rudy.

I didn't know that and my day is worse for having learned of this development.

What time is it, Sam?

BRUTAL FUCKING MURDER.

Man, this show looks like it sucks like a fuckity suck. (I just watched the first seven minutes of Snuff Box so I could look edgy and knowledgable, I don't *really* have an opinion on this particular show.)

Gimme Shock Treatment, Gimme

OWNAGE.

wtf is echo lol

I'll absolutely shit myself if they bring Agent Jeffries into whatever they're up to. I promise.

Matzofarian, Reggaejunkiejew.

That Ritter Kid sneezing during the "clalvern".

30 Pancakes.

I'm still waiting for television's Fargo reworking of "two koreans and a neegra with his heart on the OUTSIDE of his body"

Don't forget 'Adult HW'.

I was a gigantic cassette thief in my early teens. 2112 is the one that the flatfloots finally took down my empire with.

"Beat" by "beat."