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Skiptheasparagus
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I have nothing witty to add to this other than to say LOOK AT THAT BABY’S CHEEKS! I want to squish those cheeks. Those are some perfect baby cheeks. 

“Are you better with him or without him” was my mom’s standard bit of advice for me when I was struggling in a relationship, it’s pretty good actually! 

I am rapidly approaching being an old, but I got engaged when I was 27 as did a lot of my friends. We got married less than a year later but a lot of folks waited until the following year - we went to 10 weddings. I don’t know what it is about that age but apparently everyone in serious relationships decided it was

Yeah, I had a small one removed and there is a teensy bit of scarring but that’s largely due to the fact that I am an extremely pale person and scars show up more vividly on me. Overall though it was quite successful. 

I love knowing Perez Hilton is having a bad day. 

I can’t imagine it occurring to this family to do anything in private. 

Aww, I am pretty bummed about this. I really enjoyed this reboot and Goldgold has been my body positivity icon during pregnancy because we have the same shape. 

In Canada, our national broadcaster CBC botched their initial Tweet by dropping Elliot’s dead name right away. They actually quickly deleted the Tweet, posted a new one and acknowledged the mistake. It would have been great if it hadn’t happened to begin with, but was great seeing the quick correction. 

Call it confirmation bias, but my absolutely worst ex boyfriend is an avid rock climber so I feel like this all tracks. 

I mean, that baby isn’t confirmed his....so I am going to just assume.

I am 120% here for sassy Glenn Close and I would like more of her hot takes please. 

It really speaks volumes on Michelle Obama, and the sacrifices that women make (and are expected to make), that she was such an outstanding First Lady. I am glad she gets to enjoy her life now without taking on that role, she’s definitely earned it.

I really liked it! But we an agree that the sweaters were the best part. 

As a serious knitter I keep making Chris Evans knock-offs for my husband and I am pretty sure he’s getting wise to what is going on. He gave me such a look when he finally saw Knives Out.

I am sorry for you loss, it’s a club no one wants to be in and so many of us are. 

I’m sorry that was and is your experience. I know I am super lucky when it comes to who my dad is. 

Or that high heels were invented for men, or you know any men’s fashion prior to the industrial revolution...

My dad grew up in a hyper machismo culture and I am so proud of the way he has worked to deprogram that shit from his life. No, he’s NEVER going to wear a pretty ballgown, but he sees another man do it and is now quick with a “good for him, he looks happy”. The man is in his 60s and has literally started telling

Sounds like a way better system than we’ve got in Canada, which I get is still more generous than the US in a lot of ways.

I’m in Canada so my student loan was “only” about $45k when all was said and done. I was proud of myself for paying it off, but it was bullshit that I had to go into debt like that for an undergrad. Trying to wrap your head around debt like that when you’re 17 is just wild.