skiptheasparagus
Skiptheasparagus
skiptheasparagus

Yep, also Canadian. Today I was picking up groceries and the cashier was like “comfort food for tonight?”. Normally I’d be annoyed by a cashier commenting on what I was buying but it was a combination of stress snacks and pregnancy snacks, so fair enough.

I have serious anxiety and part of how it manifests is that I MUST be on time for things. If I am exactly on time or even 5 minutes late I start freaking out. It has literally nothing to do with courtesy or my perception of my relationship with the world and everyone in it. People like Dr Phil love to act like this is

Just calmly sharpening the guillotines...

Big Marie Antoinette energy here. 

Susan Sarandon is exhausting. 

Question from a Canadian - is Fauci overall a respected figure right now? Like does his criticism of Trump carry any weight with the general public (excluding the Trump cultists)?

Yeah, I am originally from the Niagara area and some of my friends were saying they were going to start cracking down. It makes sense, people aren’t listening. My spouse works in hospitality here, and it’s the same story.

My friend is a teacher in a hot spot and her classroom doesn’t even have any windows! Would love to see some of that tax money.... but let’s all go back to fawning over what an amaaaaaaaaaazing job Ford is doing (seriously, who are the people who were saying they were impressed by this guy?) 

Oof yeah. I’m in Ottawa and I know of so many people who are just going to Kingston or other spots right now. Some of my friends in Toronto were saying that if you can avoid the restrictions just by a few GO stops we have a problem. 

The second I got a positive pregnancy test I started scrubbing my social media! 

The reopening phases in Ontario were incredibly rushed. It doesn’t shock me at all that this happened. We’re in the midst of our second wave and the situation is pretty serious in my city but the guidelines continue to be pretty muddy. Businesses are going to operate unless there are direct guidelines against it. 

We’re sort of a mess in Ontario right now. My city has what looks like uncontrolled community spread, they basically gave up on contact tracing because there were too many cases, the guidelines become less clear every day, and the provincial government completely wasted all the time that was bought by the lockdown

I really loved the first season, I really wish they could have just left it at that. My big confusion was all these women who are drawn to Noah as if he isn’t extremely creepy and not at all appealing. Like why?

Her name is Laureen and I am still waiting for the pearl clutching about how chummy she was with WE (lol, never going to happen) 

I admit that there are a few Lana del Ray song I like, but eeeesh she is just insufferable. Like have your pretty mask, I get it I have pretty masks too, but also it would have been really simple to have a flesh-toned proper mask under that mesh nonsense. I know people try to stay relevant by courting controversy, but

Thank you! We are so uncomfortable with death that we have tried to sanitize every aspect of it imaginable.

You should have stopped at “I’m not saying that hating on someone’s pain is cool”.

It’s its own ring of hell. 

Take your damn star. 

I admire anyone who is able to have this kind of self control. I know it’s just the sex and that really doesn’t mean much, but I will literally make it like six seconds into that ultrasound before I will be asking.