Can’t wait for the people who storm pizza restaurants and plaster social media with #saveourchildren to start with the “underaged woman” narrative. 

My wedding cost $15,000 in 2014. I can’t believe how that’s considered to be a simple and frugal budget. I had a great day and wouldn’t change anything, but I am routinely haunted by the fact that I spent fifteen THOUSAND dollars on a party. I don’t know how people spend a downpayment and then some. 

I wanna cry so bad, but I’m afraid I can’t spare the moisture.

My husband’s favourite, *hilarious* joke is that he “doesn’t see mess”.

So. Fucking. Tired. of the narrative that rights for transwomen means no rights for cis women.

Am absolutely LIVING for people with “don’t tread on me” profile pics defending the British monarchy.

Look, people are allowed to fuck up. That was a huge fuck up. It’a what you do after the fuck up that matters. A lot of us have said or done really shitty things out of a place of ignorance, hate, misinformation, how we were raised, etc. and then learned and corrected the behaviour. He’s clearly done a lot of work,…

WHAT. I had never heard about this bird incident. 

That interview was so devastating, I am really glad Meghan has her chickens and dogs and a nice life now. It’s funny, because Mr. Skiptheasparagus called this from VERY early, like just after the wedding he was just saying he felt bad for her and worried she would have a very hard life, I didn’t see it at the time at…

Okay, that’s really cute.

I’m currently pregnant with a boy. We’re keeping things pretty neutral, but for now using he/him/his unless we get a cue to stop or he tells us otherwise. If his gender identity is that he’s a man, then raising a man for me means teaching him about his privilege, how to be a true ally, and to ignore all the toxic…

As someone who had sex for the first time at 16 with a dude in his late 30s I would be interested in this experiment. 

Look youths, I will happily hang up my skinny jeans for a roomier alternative. But never, NEVER, will I retire my side part. 

fuck I hope so

The fact that people laugh after he mentions Anna Nicole Smith’s dead speaks volumes about the way these women were being treated by the media and public at the time. 

Also I felt like his Tweet was acknowledging he was complicit in the situation? I am not sure why people thought they needed to find evidence of something he was freely admitting?

I was an absolute stan for years. Right up until his ex-wife wrote that essay, I was a GIGANTIC fan. Much like Louis CK, it’s the ones who know how to hide in plain sight that hurt the most. 

This is just awful, I can’t imagine what living like that sort of fear is like.

Also, you can just be a jerk sometimes and it doesn’t make you an abusive person who has to release a statement about it. I’m not addressing the public every time I dramatically walk around slow walkers. 

Oh my god, first of all I hate the phrase “baby bump” so much. Also, speculating over someone’s abdomen is fucking weird, like just let a person have their maybe burrito, maybe baby physique in peace.