No one who speaks German can be evil.

That's where it gets sketchy and people end up making weird prejudiced assumptions that if you're attractive or charming or whatnot you can't POSSIBLY be super into D&D or Star Wars, or whatever.

It's also the play that won the Decatur Bears the pro football championship in 1939.

"You fainted and your breasts got all out of whack. Wait . . . there."

A pre-ment? (premature comment)

It inspired me to really embrace sexual harassment in the workplace. Man, that looked like fun!

I distinctly remember mocking 80's fashion while wearing overalls with one strap (that were also pegged at the ankles) with a silk button-down shirt and an Ankh necklace. Ahh, 1992.

I dunno, there's something super . . . . American about SMG. Kinda like Costner trying to play Robin Hood or anybody not from the Midwest.

Because mutation turns them more human-like, which means more human features, more human brain, and more human size. (And besides, the OG turtles were closer to 4"6').

I couldn't figure out why Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would be nine feet tall.

It's funny how that seemed true, then stopped being true, now is suddenly true again.

Jane Levy was good, but . . .
(SPOILERS . . . seriously, major fucking SPOILERS)
. . . since she spent most of the movie as a deadite and the rest of it either being depressed or being all alone (badass, but alone) there wasn't much character to her. The rest of the cast was just a vacuum, not even rising to the level…

They went into it with no filter, no sense of good taste, and absolutely no restraint. So pretty fucking good. Points off for a cast with zero charisma.

Squee.

Somebody blew somethin'.

I was fucking insufferable. I know because my dad frequently reminds me. I'd drag out arguments for days, turning my dad's arguments over in my mind until I found the flaws in his logic. Poor guy'd think whatever stupid thing we were arguing about was over and done, but nope, here I come an hour, three hours, a day or…

Sure, since the states with the lowest rates of vaccination are those liberal strongholds Idaho, Kansas, and Arkansas. (Also Pennsylvania, though the Amish have a lot to do with that.) And for the record, I'm not saying it's a conservative thing, either, anti-vaxx stupidity spans the political spectrum, it seems. When…

Huh. Didn't know he fell into the "crazy" part of that particular brand of idiocy.

I kinda hated Fallon UNTIL the Tonight Show. His pure joy just to fucking BE there and bullshitting around with celebrities and playing stupid games is pretty endearing. When he did the same thing on SNL he just looked like a hack.

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.