I thought the headline was mildly humorous until I remembered that conviction rhymes with ignition. 

what car?

I forgot about these. Yes. 

I do these things all the time.

Another suggestion for the title

Hell yeah.

Use cubanelles.

Popular in NE Ohio where I grew up too. But we used cubanelles. Same issue with the varied levels of heat though. I found that out the hard way. 

though I have had some banana peppers knock me on my ass.

Glasnost didn’t emerge until 1985.

The average length is listed in the article. People aren’t doing what you did.

Precipitation doesn’t go up.

I know, right? I make over 100k and my car note is less than $700 (plus $200 insurance), which I am not super happy about. But if I have a below average payment, what are these people making who are paying the average?

Oh shit i forgot about that one

He has played some bizarre parts.

For the first three years maybe. Big maybe.

I don’t know what it is, but it looks cheap to me. Then I remember that you can pay 90k for a Wrangler and I guess it makes sense. I mean it doesn’t but ok. 

I never comment on these. But even though I have a CTS with 27k miles on it, I’m trying to justify buying this. I can’t even make a case for bad weather beater where I live.

I’m not mad at you.

Something tells me you’re doing it wrong.