I do it when there’s something to be saved. last month I had 40% off Uber eats for some reason and I also have a free Uber One pass or whatever it is. The food is sometimes cheaper than it would be to pick it up or (in the case of Pizza Hut last week, for example) ordering through Uber can cost less than ordering…

Yes. Now that they are back, I keep finding myself picking one up from the store and remembering that I don’t really like them all that much. 

People die working on cars all the time. 

A moment of silence for my yellow trumpet bush.

We don’t really eat a lot of pie. Cakes and other pastries, but I can’t remember the last time I had or even saw a pie being served outside a holiday. I have also not heard of this trend that is taking over the town but maybe it’s only mildly overstated. Or maybe I’m out of touch.

the aforementioned top-of-the-line Turbo S

Hey reminder --recycling goes out tomorrow yall. Don’t want this stuck in filling up the bin for a whole week.

But why is it a volkswagen?

I see two headrests and two seatbelts in the third row. How does it seat eight?

But did they violate a policy though?

Looks

I am a childless (gulf) coastal elite who lives in a 4/4 house but I drive a sedan. 

I’ve never seen that but it would be useful. 

But the wheelies would be epic.

wait you want a 4 foot high tailgate?

Two door Chevy Lumina or whatever it was called. I think it was like a 1990.

Gorgeous as a coupe, ugly as hell as a convertible.

Valets know cars better than just about anyone and I think they would think this is a nice ride.

Oh, so what you are saying is that you can turn it on while on the freeway and it will just keep going without a destination

For starters, there’s no way to actually see which roads have Super Cruise mapping without putting a destination in the truck’s GPS. If you’re a person who shuns GPS, finding out if the road has Super Cruise is a guess-and-check ordeal.