I have similar questions, like “what the hell is ‘fistball?’”

Fistball?

Also those wheels are heinous.

Like an Avalanche.  And a wallet to keep your extra $10k.

Burgundy Velour - sounds like a stripper that can’t get shows anymore. Kind of like this faded truck interior. CP.

What kind of logic is going through your mind if you are withdrawing $17,000 to buy this thing? It’s relatively rare, but nothing special. It’s an F-350 with a pair of mostly useless seats bolted into the bed. It’s different, it’s kind of cool, but that’s a bonkers price. 

If it’s so wonderful, he can just keep the fugly thing. Those wheels sucketh.

If the barking brake was set, this wouldn’t have happened.

Parallel barking is tricky.

FACT: based on the Twitter pic of the parked Benz, that dog did a better job parking than your average S Class driver does.

Too bad he pulled the gearshift out of bark.

to the FUCK up. fuck the parents, absolutely, for trying to blame the dude who may have gone to cop for Skaggs. but blaming HIM? dude is dead, dude may well have died from what would have been a normal night if it turned out that he got a pressie with a hot spot or something like that and a usual night of chillin with…

Nah. The ER is full of dipshit kids who thought it was a good idea to pop a xany or oxy while fucked up.

You never hear about anyone choking on their own shit.

“It's against Roman law to commit suicide. The penalty is death."

Let me get this right. This fucking guy decided to shoot people that weren’t Larry Nassar?

Pretty sure I had a nightmare about that one time after drinking too much cough syrup

while Tevin and her older sister grew up in Cleveland with their great aunt.

+1 in before pedant lawyers explain the fun out of this joke

Just a horrible, senseless tragedy.