From what I’ve read lately, he’s also pretty passive about giving his players critical medical information.

Could you talk more about how you’ve recruited and crafted this dogshit football team here?

Brian Kelly belittles his wife when she mispronounces “etcetera” as “excetera”

Coach, a lot of people like winning football teams, can you tell ND fans why you’ve decided not to produce one?

Give Kelly credit. It’s been almost seven years since any Notre Dame students have needlessly died under his watch.

What could you possibly be hiding on the way to a Dead show??

Craigslist will do this to you. Between the...

“I like the car, will you take payments?”
“Will you take 50% of what you are asking?”
“Will you trade for a not running moped?”
“I not from there, I out of town. Will give car to shipper? I’ll send check for more than asking.”
“I send money to Escrow, you give car to me.”

it…

This is the only Goop I know:

Laws are for the poors.

“Hey, we just exposed all of your private data, so now please give all your private data to this other company to protect yourself.”

I DO know the actual name (and I will spare you the indignity), but I don’t even notice the Deadspin moniker anymore, so ingrained is it that All Takes Matter is the true and rightful name of this minstrel show.

My favorite Deadspin bit so has been your insistence on calling this show All Takes Matter. I have no idea what this show is actually called and I love it that way.

That likely very recent Maaco respray is about to start bubbling/peeling in 3, 2, 1 . . .

I like shark nose BMWs a lot, this is in good shape, pretty good options to remove the diving boards out there and I’ll switch the valence at that time anyways, I say NP, grab it before some flat rim kid stances it

I’m guessing it was an anti-scientology documentary. Probably “Going Clear” that was on HBO.

Damn Ray. When you saw that picture after really advocating for Kaepernick it must have felt like you got stabbed in the back.

Ray Lewis is human garbage.

“I put a rope around her feet to drag her out.” In the process, her socks and stockings came off.

Calling bullshit on this story. Girls don’t poop.

I was hoping he’d explain how the report noted he had his pants around his ankles but no mention of underwear.