Yeah, just think of how many cartons of cigarettes LeBron could afford at Christmas.

Eh, could be worse, could be John Bender’s father...

Jordan would have let it slide to make sure the team covered.

That was some real fucking shit. I’ve had friends go down that road. Was able to get one to get help. Others, not so much yet.

Landry Jones, who is by far the worst QB ever to wear a Steelers uniform in my lifetime (sorry, I am too young to remember Mark Malone), has two career wins. Both of them are against the Browns.

My company does business with Pilot Flying J. We asked them to complete a credit application as we were selling them several microwaves to their stores and they are notoriously slow about paying their invoices. They balked at the idea, saying that they were a large corporation with billions in revenue and shouldn’t…

No one on the planet is as easily offended as Trump voters, the world’s biggest snowflakes.

Like some sort of ban?

Needless flexing of authority, wild overreaction to immigrant, old and miserable.

As Adrian Beltre approaches his 3000th hit, and almost assuredly being voted into baseball’s hall of fame, I just want to say that this is, without a doubt, the greatest moment of this man’s career.

Daley Blind sounds like a braille newspaper

still need to watch the whole thing

Real good look for the mom too. Ducking behind her child when the shit begins to fly. Kid crying seals the deal. Weak family, bad genes. They’ll be dead in the first big winter

He’s not crying over the ball. He’s crying because he just realized his Dad is a failure, a loser. He’ll never look at the world the same way again. Just like my son did the first time he found me passed out, naked and drunk on the front lawn. Welcome to the real world kid.

This is such a tired take. DURR! AHM A REAL MAN CUZ I BROKE MAH THUMB TRYNA CATCH DAT FOUL BALL! DURR!

I’d bet dollars to donuts that a Rangers’ service representative brought him a ball within the inning. Kid’s gonna grow up soft.

Dads are excused from this one, I think

Grown men who bring gloves to games are fucking dorks or psychopaths, or both. (I.e. Jim Harbaugh)

This is why you ALWAYS bring a glove to a game if you have A kid, let alone many kids.

He’s gonna regret this one day as he’s sailing off into the horizon, where the earth ends.