Just don’t get fully submerged in bullets.

It will maybe help keep the bullets away for a while?

Having learned the difference between “waterproof” and “water-resistant”, I’m not sure I would have much faith in a “bullet-resistant vest”.

“Just let me explain. I’ll concentrate. If I’m trying to level, keep this level, in your mind. This draws my attention away and my concentration.”

A woman is named ‘Nazi’.

Maybe he was countin’ his money while sittin’ at the table?

Can we agree that the topheavy margarita glass\martini glass is an awful design?

be honest, when was the last time you had a martini that lasted long enough not to be cold?

I want martinis to stay cold. Please serve it to me in a quadruple reinforced stainless steel rambler that weights 3 lbs.

Can we agree that the topheavy margarita glass\martini glass is an awful design? I feel like they designed it knowing that there would be a good chance that the drinker would knock it over, thus needing to buy more booze.

No bigger pussy than the guy that baits people into lawsuits. His parents are failures.

Assault charges for that?! Suck it the fuck up, man. You don’t walk into the bear den and then act surprised when you get clawed.

BUT WAS THERE A SECOND JELL-O SHOOTER

“The heart of the story is that a little boy in a barbershop learned how to play and stay off the streets and is doing well,” Canzian told Deadspin. “That’s the essence of the story. Are you saying that’s not right?”

Lennay Kekua is the national chess champion 15 years running!

Was this model made with a manual?

It’s a luxury cruiser.

Find one with a manual. If you do then it’s a unicorn.

You’re not going to get - or want - a manual transmission in a car like this. If that is your reason, you’re not buying it at any price anyway.

Yup (I’ll keep it short.)