Pretty sure it’s a Blazer, dude.

Yeah, “Old Bay Area White Guy” being racist isn’t, like, hugely shocking.

Don’t worry. The coach ended up getting what he deserved when he later found pee-pee in his Coke.

+1 Pope Paul V

Being employed at Galileo, it is surprising to find that Papa thinks everything revolves around him.

Pictured: Coach Papa

Sounds more like a surveillance company that happens to drive people around.

Pretty sure random employees being able to access tracking tools whenever they want to spy on drivers and customers is legitimate news, regardless of how you feel about Uber.

He had better paire down his antics. He shouldn’t try to make a djokovic.

Coriander is the seed. Cilantro is the spawn of Hell.

Only when it’s the leaf.

Cilantro and Coriander are different (in America) - at least in general usage. Coriander generally refers to the Ground Coriander Seed, which is a spice used to enhance the flavor of a dish. Cilantro is the leafy greens you put on/in a Mexican dish! From Google: “After the plant flowers and develops seeds, it is…

Never would have realized that with such a classy screen name.

Spring onions have a bulb at the bottom, green onions are more uniform in thickness.

We call them either spring onions or salad onions, mostly spring onions though.

Coriander- seed (toasted and ground as spice)

you probably say cilantro instead of coriander too!

Spring onions to be precise

I know them as green onions. Of course, I’m an uncultured American pig.

Scallions. Those are scallions (but the Brits call them onions, too).