I love that I’m reading the article, look up to the right to see the icon 🤦‍♀️

Extreme? That’s the fastest I’ve ever seen a brawl end. Pretty good tactic.

Based on the trees and sand looks like the reason is Florida Man ;)

Dan Patrick is awful, he has a great voice and absolutely nothing of value or insight to say with it, lame.

I saw skydiving and quick-cut to eclipse, back to skydiving. Not sure where the incredible awesomeness is.

Hip problems usually only get worse.

Wristband? That’s a fucking sleeve that screams of self-importanbce.

Jabba the Hut with a goatee and a headset.

The Fixx, every time I see them live I like them more and more. From 1983 to 2012, never a bad show.

Don’t even want to think about the fragrance emanating from it.

I will withhold judgment until I try it myself, but I am very intrigued by this “hack”.

Looks janky AF, we are so screwed.

Horseshoes, great on the straightaways, but cornering is a bitch.

Is it really necessary to include Lewis’s “cruel” nickname? Which I never even heard until now.

Honda Actuary (Credit Dave Barry)

It’s hard to overcome the instinct to ball up your fist to strike, but the heel of your hand straight into the nose will eff someone up and no broken metatarsals ;)

I got 4 seconds in, that’s about 3.9 seconds too much.

Substitute refried beans for the meat and it’s still a satisfying drunken meal ;)

Urgh! A Music War is how I first heard of 999. Probably the greatest live music video ever.

I’m on match.com and read a profile of a woman who wrote in all caps “I’M NOT INTERESTED IN BLACK MEN WHATSOEVER”, I thought about messaging her and make some kind of smart-ass comment but thought, nah, she will get flamed enough already.