Is it really necessary to include Lewis’s “cruel” nickname? Which I never even heard until now.

Honda Actuary (Credit Dave Barry)

It’s hard to overcome the instinct to ball up your fist to strike, but the heel of your hand straight into the nose will eff someone up and no broken metatarsals ;)

I got 4 seconds in, that’s about 3.9 seconds too much.

Substitute refried beans for the meat and it’s still a satisfying drunken meal ;)

Urgh! A Music War is how I first heard of 999. Probably the greatest live music video ever.

I’m on match.com and read a profile of a woman who wrote in all caps “I’M NOT INTERESTED IN BLACK MEN WHATSOEVER”, I thought about messaging her and make some kind of smart-ass comment but thought, nah, she will get flamed enough already.

It’s like the anthem, you have to start at a notch lower octave so that you are not screaming at the finale.

The “lowdown” is the review that you obviously didn’t read you fucking moron.

I despise green and blue cars. Green and blue are “stationary” colors; blue-sky, green-grass, ugh.

I see that all the time, signaling your intention warrants the other driver accelerating to make sure that ain’t happening :)

I made sure to not accuse you personally, just putting it out there, no hard feelings ;)

Counterpoint: When semi drivers simultaneously change lanes while hitting the turn signal as if that makes it ok for them to throw their rig into the fast lane. So there.

The color is so horrible, my brain is trying to make me see a blue or a green, I’m a little queasy.

i’m just glad I know what he looks like now, whew!

...and drives a lifted jeep with gaudy after-market 22" rims and a giant Advocare sticker covering the entire rear window. (There is a crossfit place in my shopping center)

I feel so embarrassed for the actual musicians who need the gig and have to play Dolan’s shitty music and covers.

No Comic Sans for Mr. Gilbert’s statement, I’m so disappointed.

Most unfortunate that you feel obligated to point that out.

Florida had to be involved somehow.