Dude is creepy looking.

He did the verbal version of puning.

He didn’t slip, he gave himself up. Probably winded from sprinting around in a gorilla suit.

As well as the sausage to muffin ratio, ugh.

I don’t mind adornments that are removable. I’m so over the tattoos of any kind.

Do NOT Attempt is just some legalese they are required to put there. Everyone should absolutely ATTEMPT (Injuries and arrests are a distinct possibility though).

Mirror! Say it! Mir-ror! Ra-zor! Say it!

Yes.

Korean food website of course has a giant plate of kimchee! My first trip to S. Korea the smell of kimchee was everywhere! After a few days of eating it at every meal (it's delicious) couldn't smell it at all.

“I’m a lead farmer motherf$&er!”

They’re off-duty when it’s convenient for them. Or when they’re making $100 or more an hour.

Chuck Mangione was a really good trumpist, oh no wait, it was a flugelhorn, my bad.

My dog scratched my screen, she's still a good dog ;)

Mo statements, mo problems.

Rescue a good dog ;)

Completely understandable why Harlan thought he was drunk. A call that will go down in history, not being sarcastic.

The pilot’s labored breathing in the sharp turn is probably part of anti-g-force breathing and muscle contraction techniques to keep the blood from draining from the upper body.

Maybe only the olds will get this.

The threat of a walk-out over this is amusing.

They're still the the Jags and nobody cares.