It’s an electric BICYCLE, but a $56,000 bicycle is just ridiculous.

The shifter was still on the right! The van was indestructible, I owned it for almost three years and NEVER changed the oil or did any maintenance. Also, the ignition and door keyholes could be accessed with ANY Toyota key, I even used an uncut key blank for a while!

When I was stationed in Okinawa I had a Toyota Town Ace van with the trusty three-on-the-tree, AND right-hand-drive, took about a month to get accustomed to (like not making a right turn into oncoming traffic!) then it was super fun.

Uhh, ok, I guess but Jap brands, people, food, whatever is straight up demeaning. It just makes me think of my grandfather showung me the souvenirs he “got off a dead jap” in WWII (the big one)!

If you don't have a trusted mechanic, ask around and find one. Those quick-lube places are shit, especially for something other than an oil change.

Shaky hand-held videography is nausea-inducing. ugh.

The car that looks like a high-top sneaker!

OMG I have a headache just halfway through this, just park the goddammed car yourself already!

Too Short is the best!

“Peeling back the roast beef curtains” is still the worst I’ve ever heard.

I learned to drive in a ‘72 blue Bug, being unrestored did it still have that distinctively intoxicating volkswagen smell?

I'm left a bit underwhelmed, I thought it would be more distinct, with the event horizon. I'm sure I will be schooled in how my feeble intelligence is.

Exactly. His command of English is fine. He thought it would be sooooo clever, witty, funny, ironic to imply that the Warriors brought the floods upon the Rockets and when his (in his mind) spectacular, awesome, hilarious question didn’t get the answer it deserved, he circled back and asked it again!

When she says “I gave it some extra power” did she slip up and admit that she's got one of those hidden motors?

“We didn’t have the EPA, and we didn’t fully understand how this material could contaminate the environment.”

And if a woman asks a man to loosen the stuck lid on the pickles what of that hmmm?

The families sound like they are trying to use the situation to get paid.

Also rednecks with shotguns ;()

After all the years since 9/11 “Department of Homeland Security” still sounds so old-fashion Eastern Bloc. Thank the lord they got those counterfeit valve covers out of circulation.

The singer guy looks like he was just dug up Hey-O!