Send your high-functioning toddler to Business School for Babies. In 12 short trimesters he or she can have a coveted MBA(b) or Master’s in Business (baby).

So what internet maxim is involved when pointing out, after an infavourable comparison, that comparing “them” with whatever is effectively invoking Godwin?

Every one of those stereotypes has been validated on my way in to work this morning. And I’m here trying to clean up your mess and get soldiers the medical care they’ve been promised.

I currently live in the desolate shit-hole that is the “great” state of Texas and have for the last 15yrs. I’ve spent time in the Dallas area though I live in SanAntonio. I know a whole lot of people who are born and raised Texans as well as transplants who have adopted the ways of the locals. There is nothing here…

If he really wanted to us to think he’s ready to get back in, he’d send a video of himself typing.

Don’t just beat ‘em, WAMP ‘EM!

We ALWAYS get fucked by our front office. We have an amazing farm system and raise consistantly good talent everywhere but pitcher but once they make the show, they almost invariably get shipped out. Sometimes they go to teams outside our sphere but the ownership is so desperate to shoot the team in the foot that…

You forgot the part about “...in Texas”.

Or, rather than being a half-assed wanker, figure on doing the job.

That’s the Rockies, alright. Heroics in meaninless late-season games. Arenado and Carlos Gonzalez both have played like they were trying to make the Series despite a front office that gave up on the season sometime in July. I’m pretty sure the idiots in the front office will deal Arenado way, maybe in the off-season…

But we most definitely SHOULD make fun of the entire “truther” movement. If we don’t then the terrorists won.

Still no excuse for half-assing it. Rustoleum is a stop-gap measure and only if you get into the floor will you see if its more than surface rust.

covering it with spray paint doesn’t help you find the points where it’s gotten bad, though. An hour of work, doing it right, and you can fix the problems; 10min of doing it wrong means you’ll be tearing it back up and fixing it again in a couple years.

Why, I take offense sir! How dare you impugn the honor of Wanky the Safety Cat? On the dangerously misguided website where he was born, nonetheless? If I could reach through this terrible interweb device and smack you with a greasy mechanix glove to presage a duel I would do so!

Soak ‘em in CRC (panther piss) and let ‘em sit overnight. If need be spray them down a couple times and let it sink in, then get on them. Given the age and rusty state, a torch and a 4ft section of pipe over the wrench might be a good idea, too.

I’m in San Antonio (home of shitty mexican food) and came across a wonderful anomaly the other day. There’s an old-school Taco Bell (the old masonry “mission” style building with the front courtyard) which has been repurposed as an Arby’s. The juxtoposition just made me chuckle, but then i love this sort of oddity. My…

Wait. So this wasn’t in Texas?

If you’re going to rip out the floor covers, at least pull the bench out and get an angle-grinder with a wire cup on the rust. A few hours of sweating and cursing then some time spent huffing spray paint fumes to pain it back over and so many problems will be resolved.

I just can’t get over how clunky and non-ergonomic this shift lever is. It’s like it was designed by the guys who created MASK in the 80’s.
For that matter, their whole design aesthetic could have been cribbed from the MASK dude.

80square inches of flashing lights but not a scrap of fake fur nor a whisker to be found. Unimpressed...