So the Giants could keep him on specifically to wave a “We’re #1” at opposing fans and make them guess what he meant? Genius!

Don’t tell her the “office thing” is that little redhead down in accounting. Definitely don’t tell her that.

About 11:30 grab your Scooby-Doo lunch box and swing by the vending machines. There will be some stooge looking to make lunch out of a kid-sized bag of Funyuns and a Nature Valley granola bar that was packaged sometime during the late Paleozoic. Offer him your home-made sammich and side for $5 and you’re halfway to…

Nah. You couldn’t get a decent brisket of that dude.

I know the jalopnik hive-mind is supposed to adore these, but considering the platform went un-changed for what, 15yrs? do they count as “Modern” cars?

OK. Trailer trash

Pretty sure Granny would fuck this Euro-trash up.

and the moral of the story is, the next time you see an asshat doing this, put a brick through his windshield. Diplomatic immunity doesn’t apply to the law of physics, bitch!

Proper uses like gluing co-workers mouse to their desk or jamming the boss’ office door once he’s inside?

This won’t work for two reasons. First, baking soda immediately sets cyanocrylates; there is no time to mix then apply it. Second, it sets up harder than most plastics and if you were to shovel it into a tack-hole you’d then have to sand it down so it didn’t look like someone flicked a booger on your wall. If you’re…

On your illegal stuff just wing it.

Did you come here from Gizmodo? Or Lifehacker?

Considering how the Rox front office firesaled us yet again, and how shitty our team is, yet again, it’s possible that wearing a Rox jersey and catching hot shot into the 3rd row might get him an invitation to Spring Training.

You forgot “...and a Yuengling shirt.”

Two words:

According to the Unwritten Rules of Baseball his next at-bat should have been high and inside to put him in the dirt.

“Use black coffee instead of water to make box brownies taste better different.”

No car, specially one that has such value as a moving, dynamic device, should ever be considered an investment. If you want an investment go buy some stocks or real estate or a big ol’ truckload of weed. Buy cars to drive ‘em. End of story.

So maybe instead of putting “support our troops” stickers on giant SUV’s they should, ya know, do something to stop using so much oil which is mostly purchased from the same people who financed all “those people”?

Shouldn’t that be “Gol-durn?”