Several of my coworkers are ex-mil (a lot of them were in Desert Storm and a few in Just Cause) and they’ve all said they had been put on gate duty with an empty weapon. It happened often enough that the term “Barney Fife” was adopted to describe a soldier in the situation. This could have been unique to the guys I…

I could write ad infinitum about the ways I disrespect and dislike W and the rest of the idiots in his family but the simple thing is this:

The idea of actually racing anything on these narrow little bicycle tires that are about as sticky as plywood just terrifies me.

Hello, hotline? Yeah. So I’m at the show and the band kinda sucks and they seem kinda douchey. What should I do?

I tend to make my wine purchasing decisions based on the size of the box.

So right after 9/11 I accepted a job as a contractor for the Army in San Antonio (I moved on 3days notice from Denver). We were located in a commercial building a couple miles from post- Ft Sam Houston, Home of the Army Medic (HOOAH!) but had to get on post pretty frequently to take care of our customers. Since Ft Sam…

Yeah.

is that the technical term for “spank bank”?

+1 for on-brand usage of the term “Piffle.”

But West, Texas is in North Central Texas.

But on the positive side, in Waco if there’s a fertilizer explosion and fire it’s intentional.

Wait. So the official airport code for a commercial facility in Arkansas is NWA? Really?

It’s easy to keep Waco and College Station separate:

But does that mean Big Ben gets to throw at a linebacker’s head next play?

PATRIOTS WIN!!!

His lack of Bond-cool was much more the problem than looking old. I can cut him some slack for being “Late 70’s and 80’s Bond” cause there was so much lack of cool in that era, but he still seemed less like a dangerous secret agent and more like a middle aged PTA dad trying to score with young chicks.

I’d say his buddy, whose canoe he totally trashed, likely required it as part of the repayment.
“Way to go asshole, now you have to buy me a new canoe AND upload that video of you running your wife’s Jeep into my truck.”

Maybe they drilled it fulla’ Speed Holes before they implanted it?

Falcon9 Heavy will be taking its first test launch before long, too!

This one’s pretty good: