Once the engineering team finished up the carbon-fibre Countach, they proceded to Jeff’s Mom’s basement where, sequestered with delivered pizza and 3litre bottles of Mountain Dew, they played a totally awesome D&D campaign in which they killed the Red Dragon and rescued the Princess but totally didn’t do it with her…

F1 should adopt the Cast Iron Monocoque chassis.

Nah. We should trust to the benevolence of corporations whose best interest NEVER runs counter to the health and well being of the citizenry.

Not shown: recordings of attractive visitors’ posteriors kept for IT guys’ “personal collection”

“Biting Frascatore’s fist?”

Nah. He’s all old school and uses the Ono Sendai.

You’re obviously thinking of Giants fans. Snooty wine country types, all.

So they’re Steam Punks without the sense of irony? Or fashion? Or hygiene?

Are you kidding? THAT would be the best possible outcome of their spawning. The kids would both passively and actively hate their douche-ster parents and work directly to antagonize them by quickly becoming techno-fetishists.

So the pennyfarthing is the new fixie?

An improperly inspected or registered bike ridden by an improperly or unlicensed rider is sure as fuck a problem. Add into it that they’re riding in medians, crossing sidewalks and then running from cops and yeah, I have no problem with making it a priority to stop them. Now, make sure those bikes are safe and legal,…

That blocks out the gubmint but then how can the healing rays of Alex Jones’ show reach into my inner melon to cleanse my thoughts of Sheeple-tude?

I can’t use my salad spinner to dry my sweaters cause it’s full of salad I’m storing after washing it.

Give Sara Palin enough coaching and an earpiece to get prompts and even that bozo can come across as intelligent in interviews. If you want to ‘be famous” and go about it my pandering to the lowest common denominator then you are an idiot regardless of how well your handlers groom you. The fact that you think Madonna…

I’m interested in a pretty wide spectrum of things, including a lot of sports (and a lot of those “mind and science” things) and this soccer blog was cross-posted on a real, er regular sports blog which is how it came to my attention. So far as your choice in religions, I guess soccer is less stupid than a lot of…

So are you one of those idiots who believe that money = smart?

Odd. Not one of the included messages was signed “Sully”.

I misread that as :What in god’s name is an “iPad Bro”

Sorry, lads, you’re all incorrect.