Needs more fire.

I understand that Mexico views soccer as a religion, but I also understand that all religions are simply shows put on for the weak and the stupid. Which one are you?

Who the hell brings tossed salad to a tailgate?

Wrong.
THIS is how you excel at tailgating:

So Mexico makes trolling videos trying to pump themselves up to win a game whereas 99% of our population old enough to not include juice-boxes in their daily fluid intake don’t even know that we’re going to be playing them. It’s like the neighborhood wannabe drag racer revving his Chevy Cavalier beside me at a…

Is he crapping in his pants there?

So she has two jets; one for each brain cell?

So if a little Jalop Duck were to waddle into a local CarMax, test drive a, say 2013 Honda Accord and about the time they get ready to make an offer say “I know Doug DeMuro” what would that get me?

Nice write up, great car. But I still can’t get past the giant vagina on the nose.

well the bike rider just bumped her car with his Ulock, right?

why would you forgo the many, many advantages of a centrally mounted driver’s position on a single-person 4wheel vehicle? Aside from weight distribution, crash protection, etc, etc, etc will your pilot really want to be eating every little bit of debris thrown up by that front left tire?

“...when he’ll likely be back to 100 percent.”

Hey dumbass, where do you think that crap winds up? Tangled in their fences and washed into their property. The problem is trailer trash like you believes all the world is a dumping ground for your shit and considering how much time I’ve spent cleaning up crap dumped on “public right of way” you’d be lucky if all I…

As someone who had multiple GMC-driving idiots tailgating me through traffic on my way in this morning, all I can say is “GOOD”. Kill as many of those suburban cowboy asshole transporters as possible before they can be released to cause havoc on the road. If only we could arrange for the “drivers” to be in them when…

just be careful that all that debris you pile in the woods isn’t making it a fire hazard.

Fuck you, idiot. I look forward to the time that some farmer sees you dumping your shit on his land and shoots you. But it’ll be ok cause you’ll biodegrade.

Straight6? That’s cute. I guess you put ‘em where you can’t fit the straight8:

The trailer is full of gas, routed into the tank with an umbilical. So stop for gas every 50 miles.

A FWD Old Toronado with the ass-end hacked off and a car carrier welded into place:

I will vote for any candidate, even Trump, if they swear on their mother’s (actual) blood to pass legislation allowing us to kick in the balls anyone who uses the term “the singularity”. For women who use it, surgery will be slated to install a pair of testicles that, once healed, will be solidly kicked.