“Hello?” is literally how they tell you to answer the phone in kindergarten. “KYLE WAGNER” is how they tell you to answer the phone at business school for babies.
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This will be the one out of who knows how many O2 sensors that will never fail. Only the ones that require a contortionist to reach are the ones that fail
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Trial by Stone:
Well they have to pay for it somehow.
I thought about that, but they're not really a pest. They benefit the habitat since they eat the young.
Cheez Whiz wienies? Piffle. It’s fried Cheez Whiz Wienies.
“What if the bad guys used LASERS to blind everyone at an airport at ONCE?! And then all the planes crashed and were like WHAAARRRGMMBOOOOMMMM!!”
Is this Tom Brady?
Keeps the brain-eating ameoba out.
Dude’s a survivor.
♪♪ “ Losing feeling in my hands...” ♪♪
No fair, you changed the text by reading it!
While the Bandit Flag screams "Wine 'em, Dine 'em, Sixty-nine 'em!"
Premier Putin relayed the question to me via spetsnaz trained sea otters from his underwater sea base off of Sevastopol where is is singlehandedly sinking NATO Arleigh Burke Class Destroyers with his nozh razvedchika knife, I am sorry if such is unacceptable to ask from here.
Im offended by toyota camrys! Can we ban the camrys? Can that be a thing? Nobody likes camrys anyways!
He’s like a jolly Blofeld!
The mine is the responsible party.
Well in his defense, all kids are assholes.