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According to the Unwritten Rules of Baseball his next at-bat should have been high and inside to put him in the dirt.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again:

Do you ever read a movie blog that reviews DVD’s? Invariably there will be a link to buy the disc on Amazon, which will kick back a bit to the site that hosted the link. This is the same thing.

“Use black coffee instead of water to make box brownies taste better different.”

No car, specially one that has such value as a moving, dynamic device, should ever be considered an investment. If you want an investment go buy some stocks or real estate or a big ol’ truckload of weed. Buy cars to drive ‘em. End of story.

Considering that “The West” is the only culture that has managed to fund and launch a probe capable of taking a message outside of the solar system (so far) I can’t say I have any problem with the message being “Western dominated.” If you want your culture to get a message to the Brain-Eater of Alpha-Centauri then get…

So maybe instead of putting “support our troops” stickers on giant SUV’s they should, ya know, do something to stop using so much oil which is mostly purchased from the same people who financed all “those people”?

Shouldn’t that be “Gol-durn?”

Several of my coworkers are ex-mil (a lot of them were in Desert Storm and a few in Just Cause) and they’ve all said they had been put on gate duty with an empty weapon. It happened often enough that the term “Barney Fife” was adopted to describe a soldier in the situation. This could have been unique to the guys I…

When they first came out with the TSA approved locks, my department (part of the US Army) was on the road all the time doing equipment refreshes. We bought TSA locks for all our tool boxes and the first flight that we used them on I checked with the TSA goon agent at the gate, confirmed with him that they could open…

definitely not a single-session fix, but from an evolutionary standpoint, it gives manufactures more flexibility (get it?) in their approach to designing a product. My feeling is that having a totally separate set of mechanics and logic for moving tracking flat panels means much higher cost and lower reliability. I…

I could write ad infinitum about the ways I disrespect and dislike W and the rest of the idiots in his family but the simple thing is this:

The idea of actually racing anything on these narrow little bicycle tires that are about as sticky as plywood just terrifies me.

Hello, hotline? Yeah. So I’m at the show and the band kinda sucks and they seem kinda douchey. What should I do?

I tend to make my wine purchasing decisions based on the size of the box.

So right after 9/11 I accepted a job as a contractor for the Army in San Antonio (I moved on 3days notice from Denver). We were located in a commercial building a couple miles from post- Ft Sam Houston, Home of the Army Medic (HOOAH!) but had to get on post pretty frequently to take care of our customers. Since Ft Sam…

Yeah.

And then, after they do the geophysical survey and start to see the data, they take a moment to monologue a bit and terrorize a 13yr old kid...