Or how about a wire frame for the panels made out of memory metal that can change its shape base on temperature? Hang the rectangular panels on a frame that’s slightly bowed when below a certain temp but that straightens out as it heats up (causing it to stretch the panels like in the gif above). Then, once the sun…

it’s not about being more efficient than a sun-tracking flat panel, it’s about being more efficient than a non-tracking flat panel and cheaper/easier/more reliable than a sun-tracking flat panel. This is an engineering compromise working to balance cost/complexity/reliability.

mmmm...

Do one of these:

But if the ISS is fake, how do they formulate the special low-gravity Chemtrails for the mind control program? Tell me that, Mr. Smarty-pants!

is that the technical term for “spank bank”?

Don’t forget cougars.

+1 for on-brand usage of the term “Piffle.”

But West, Texas is in North Central Texas.

But on the positive side, in Waco if there’s a fertilizer explosion and fire it’s intentional.

Wait. So the official airport code for a commercial facility in Arkansas is NWA? Really?

It’s easy to keep Waco and College Station separate:

But does that mean Big Ben gets to throw at a linebacker’s head next play?

PATRIOTS WIN!!!

His lack of Bond-cool was much more the problem than looking old. I can cut him some slack for being “Late 70’s and 80’s Bond” cause there was so much lack of cool in that era, but he still seemed less like a dangerous secret agent and more like a middle aged PTA dad trying to score with young chicks.

I’d say his buddy, whose canoe he totally trashed, likely required it as part of the repayment.
“Way to go asshole, now you have to buy me a new canoe AND upload that video of you running your wife’s Jeep into my truck.”

Maybe they drilled it fulla’ Speed Holes before they implanted it?

Falcon9 Heavy will be taking its first test launch before long, too!

This one’s pretty good:

Once the engineering team finished up the carbon-fibre Countach, they proceded to Jeff’s Mom’s basement where, sequestered with delivered pizza and 3litre bottles of Mountain Dew, they played a totally awesome D&D campaign in which they killed the Red Dragon and rescued the Princess but totally didn’t do it with her…