So they’re Steam Punks without the sense of irony? Or fashion? Or hygiene?

Are you kidding? THAT would be the best possible outcome of their spawning. The kids would both passively and actively hate their douche-ster parents and work directly to antagonize them by quickly becoming techno-fetishists.

So the pennyfarthing is the new fixie?

An improperly inspected or registered bike ridden by an improperly or unlicensed rider is sure as fuck a problem. Add into it that they’re riding in medians, crossing sidewalks and then running from cops and yeah, I have no problem with making it a priority to stop them. Now, make sure those bikes are safe and legal,…

That blocks out the gubmint but then how can the healing rays of Alex Jones’ show reach into my inner melon to cleanse my thoughts of Sheeple-tude?

I can’t use my salad spinner to dry my sweaters cause it’s full of salad I’m storing after washing it.

Give Sara Palin enough coaching and an earpiece to get prompts and even that bozo can come across as intelligent in interviews. If you want to ‘be famous” and go about it my pandering to the lowest common denominator then you are an idiot regardless of how well your handlers groom you. The fact that you think Madonna…

I’m interested in a pretty wide spectrum of things, including a lot of sports (and a lot of those “mind and science” things) and this soccer blog was cross-posted on a real, er regular sports blog which is how it came to my attention. So far as your choice in religions, I guess soccer is less stupid than a lot of…

So are you one of those idiots who believe that money = smart?

Odd. Not one of the included messages was signed “Sully”.

I misread that as :What in god’s name is an “iPad Bro”

Sorry, lads, you’re all incorrect.

Needs more fire.

I understand that Mexico views soccer as a religion, but I also understand that all religions are simply shows put on for the weak and the stupid. Which one are you?

Who the hell brings tossed salad to a tailgate?

Wrong.
THIS is how you excel at tailgating:

So Mexico makes trolling videos trying to pump themselves up to win a game whereas 99% of our population old enough to not include juice-boxes in their daily fluid intake don’t even know that we’re going to be playing them. It’s like the neighborhood wannabe drag racer revving his Chevy Cavalier beside me at a…

Is he crapping in his pants there?

So she has two jets; one for each brain cell?