Fuck Jimmy Johnson with a 6month supply of his own hair-care products. That slimy cork-soaker is the epitome of Dallas Cowboy, a moral-less simpleton who is willing to screw over anybody in order to win but once he’s busted will skate without taking any responsibility. I truly hoped that he and Jerry would create a…

I’ll grant you the “better than Dallas” but then everybody, even San Antonio beats Dallas and it’s a festering shit-hole.

Yeah, but 3 days later it was 45degrees and sunny.

Way to come through with the cheerleader gif! Of course, between this and the constant daily presentations for Jalop CoD, I shudder to think what the softcore pr0n file on your desktop looks like.

The Stockyard and tasty cows are the only positive. But at least when I’m traversing 35 I can cut to 35W and avoid the Dallas stank.

What a happy coincidence!

Or we can simply assume that the greatest majority of folks interested in driving anything from Acura have no knowledge about driving or cars, so why would they bother to express actual information in the ad?

Typical Rockies. They trip into something awesome and amazing, pulling it off like it’s an every day thing. Then can’t manage to fucking beat the Diamondbacks at home in Denver.

So once JJ finds the “real deflators” will he then posse up with OJ to find the real killers?

So like this, only in Ferraris.

I’m ready for the influx of amphibious Germans:

“You might be a Redneck if...”

“What are the best gimmicks teachers use, from a student’s point of view?”

There are cup holders but they’re all on the side of the giant TV hanging from the roof.

Fuck Jerry’s World and fuck the very idea of OU/Texas being played there. It’s bad enough that, being stuck living in San Antonio, my state tax monies have been dumped in the pocket of that demi-liche Jerry Jones but to sully the Sooners by putting us in that Cowboys tainted crap hole is too much. I say fuck it,…

Dallas (and all Texas) Mexican food is shit. Tex-Mex is a scourge that needs to be wiped clean in a flood of good New Mexican green chile.

Well you’re half right, anyway...

While it’s totally true the Houston is the Florida of Texas, it’s still a better place than the shithole that is the DFW metroplex. That place needs a carpet bombing to become acceptable for human habitation.

That’s not a statement about the quality of life in either city, but an indictment of the quality of the Dallas school systems.

San Antonio SAINTS, er RAIDERS, baby!