Don’t worry; the Austin hipsters will push South till they hit San Marcos and then lose track of what they were doing when they smell weed-smoke from SWT or Texas State or whatever they’re calling it.

I got yer Cellphone Disabler right here, dickhead!

Uh, “he who smelt it dealt it.”

Yeah. He’s still a little pissed about the whole Cecil the Lion thing.

Tour “Space Camp”? That’s the US Space and Rocket Center, one of the premier exhibits of American Space Tech anywhere. They have one of the only complete Saturn V’s, and it’s in a building now, complete with A/C (when I got to visit there several years back, they were building the enclosure for the V so I couldn’t see…

Here’s a better trick:

Woodgrain, duh.

NOW DRAW HIM WITH A STAKE THROUGH HIS FACE!

Wrong.

Well when ya put it that way it makes her sound kinda hot.

So a (wannabe) Gubmint person is now trying to tell a corporation what to do? What kind of libertarian is she?

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again:
Allstate can go suck a nut.

So, regardless of how ‘roided up he was, he was (and is) and giant asshole whose prima dona behavior and violent outbursts cause more problems than even a good OBP can fix and he whines cause nobody wants him after he gets busted for ingesting more HGH than 3 Sammy Sosas?

I’m glad I’m not the only one thinking that. The whole set up seems not so stable to me and adding 30” cantilevered shelves off the sides that are supposed to hold lumber makes it really questionable. I don’t think I’d feel all that confident with lumber stacked on those sides and a spinning saw blade in the middle,…

How could he be a shoplifter?!? His shirt clearly says “Vandal”.

But if they have an actual Athletics major, then how do their Business, Communications and University Studies programs get any students at all?

You obviously don’t understand just how stupid a lot of the tourists in this area are:

Man, you’d really shit yourself if you ever saw Elk in rut.

Best work-place parking lot practical joke, EVAR!

1) Wheelies