Zodiac Motherfucker, my hat is officially tipped to you. THAT is some quality sports-ranting there down to the authentic Detroit patois.

This is Jalopnik, the correct answer is:
A Miata and a back-up Miata (not my Miata and back-up Miata pictured)

There’s the problem right there! They MIGHT bring it back and it will be a MIDSIZED truck.

I used to work with a guy in Denver who didn’t have a car. He rode the bus everywhere but our office was on the south side of town and he lived near down town so decided to buy a car but wanted something he could pay cash for. He bought a then 2yr old Dodge Neon 4dr from Hertz Rental Return. He paid something like…

This is the ONLY Santa Fe Sauna for me, Ten Thousand Waves:

I would clean up after the City of Philadelphia, but the Gubmint took away my tatical nuclear weapons.

My dork-ball border-collie/buffalo mix hates the furminator and hates the vacuum. Combining the two would be all it takes to get her to totally melt down.

And we all know a happy cow is a TASTY cow!

So Sonic, a drive-in restaurant, serves alcohol in South Hell, er Florida?
Why am I not suprised?

The concept of “mindfulness” and the use of any App are mutually exclusive.

Now if only the Mexican Nationals would get out of the frakkin’ passing lane or go over 40mph it’d be swell. I don’t care if you’re driving a Focus RS or a Seat Ibiza, get to the right if you aren’t passing, Herve’.

No, but you are responsible for deserving to be punched in the face.

This perspective shift is hurting my brain.

Good try, Comrade, but you can’t have that intel so easily here.

You forgot the part about drawing dicks on their face with a sharpie marker.

I’m looking for something along these lines:

“we think the new 2016 MX-5 is a triumph”

If you live in Denver, the mountains are West.