Zodiac Motherfucker, my hat is officially tipped to you. THAT is some quality sports-ranting there down to the authentic Detroit patois.

This is Jalopnik, the correct answer is:
A Miata and a back-up Miata (not my Miata and back-up Miata pictured)

There’s the problem right there! They MIGHT bring it back and it will be a MIDSIZED truck.

I used to work with a guy in Denver who didn’t have a car. He rode the bus everywhere but our office was on the south side of town and he lived near down town so decided to buy a car but wanted something he could pay cash for. He bought a then 2yr old Dodge Neon 4dr from Hertz Rental Return. He paid something like…

We give my rescue Border Collie/Buffalo mix fish oil daily. It helps greatly with her dry, itchy skin (she has bad allergies and we live in San Antonio, home of EVERY FUCKING ALLERGEN KNOWN TO MAN) and it keeps her coat shiny and soft.

“This steak still has mark where the jocky was hittin’ it!”

This is the ONLY Santa Fe Sauna for me, Ten Thousand Waves:

I would clean up after the City of Philadelphia, but the Gubmint took away my tatical nuclear weapons.

My dork-ball border-collie/buffalo mix hates the furminator and hates the vacuum. Combining the two would be all it takes to get her to totally melt down.

And we all know a happy cow is a TASTY cow!

So Sonic, a drive-in restaurant, serves alcohol in South Hell, er Florida?
Why am I not suprised?

The concept of “mindfulness” and the use of any App are mutually exclusive.

In the Telecon industry we have a term for that:
backhoe fade

You forgot the single greatest thing that needs to be removed to improve Time Square:
New Yorkers

Now if only the Mexican Nationals would get out of the frakkin’ passing lane or go over 40mph it’d be swell. I don’t care if you’re driving a Focus RS or a Seat Ibiza, get to the right if you aren’t passing, Herve’.

In science, just like in wars, you gotta have infantry (or exporers) on the spot to call it yours. You can look at it all you want but until you are on-site, you can’t be said to have been there.

Because human expansion and exploration requires boots on the ground. You can learn all you want via teleoperation but it doesn’t mean anything until you get there and see it with your own eyes.

Considering the utter shit that passes for beer in Japan, I don’t think this will make any difference.

No, but you are responsible for deserving to be punched in the face.