What a happy coincidence!

Or we can simply assume that the greatest majority of folks interested in driving anything from Acura have no knowledge about driving or cars, so why would they bother to express actual information in the ad?

Typical Rockies. They trip into something awesome and amazing, pulling it off like it’s an every day thing. Then can’t manage to fucking beat the Diamondbacks at home in Denver.

So once JJ finds the “real deflators” will he then posse up with OJ to find the real killers?

So like this, only in Ferraris.

I’m ready for the influx of amphibious Germans:

“You might be a Redneck if...”

“What are the best gimmicks teachers use, from a student’s point of view?”

There are cup holders but they’re all on the side of the giant TV hanging from the roof.

Fuck Jerry’s World and fuck the very idea of OU/Texas being played there. It’s bad enough that, being stuck living in San Antonio, my state tax monies have been dumped in the pocket of that demi-liche Jerry Jones but to sully the Sooners by putting us in that Cowboys tainted crap hole is too much. I say fuck it,…

Dallas (and all Texas) Mexican food is shit. Tex-Mex is a scourge that needs to be wiped clean in a flood of good New Mexican green chile.

Well you’re half right, anyway...

While it’s totally true the Houston is the Florida of Texas, it’s still a better place than the shithole that is the DFW metroplex. That place needs a carpet bombing to become acceptable for human habitation.

That’s not a statement about the quality of life in either city, but an indictment of the quality of the Dallas school systems.

San Antonio SAINTS, er RAIDERS, baby!

Don’t worry; the Austin hipsters will push South till they hit San Marcos and then lose track of what they were doing when they smell weed-smoke from SWT or Texas State or whatever they’re calling it.

I got yer Cellphone Disabler right here, dickhead!

Uh, “he who smelt it dealt it.”

Yeah. He’s still a little pissed about the whole Cecil the Lion thing.

Tour “Space Camp”? That’s the US Space and Rocket Center, one of the premier exhibits of American Space Tech anywhere. They have one of the only complete Saturn V’s, and it’s in a building now, complete with A/C (when I got to visit there several years back, they were building the enclosure for the V so I couldn’t see…