Here’s a better trick:

Woodgrain, duh.

NOW DRAW HIM WITH A STAKE THROUGH HIS FACE!

Wrong.

Well when ya put it that way it makes her sound kinda hot.

So a (wannabe) Gubmint person is now trying to tell a corporation what to do? What kind of libertarian is she?

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again:
Allstate can go suck a nut.

So, regardless of how ‘roided up he was, he was (and is) and giant asshole whose prima dona behavior and violent outbursts cause more problems than even a good OBP can fix and he whines cause nobody wants him after he gets busted for ingesting more HGH than 3 Sammy Sosas?

I’m glad I’m not the only one thinking that. The whole set up seems not so stable to me and adding 30” cantilevered shelves off the sides that are supposed to hold lumber makes it really questionable. I don’t think I’d feel all that confident with lumber stacked on those sides and a spinning saw blade in the middle,…

How could he be a shoplifter?!? His shirt clearly says “Vandal”.

But if they have an actual Athletics major, then how do their Business, Communications and University Studies programs get any students at all?

You obviously don’t understand just how stupid a lot of the tourists in this area are:

Man, you’d really shit yourself if you ever saw Elk in rut.

Best work-place parking lot practical joke, EVAR!

1) Wheelies

Zodiac Motherfucker, my hat is officially tipped to you. THAT is some quality sports-ranting there down to the authentic Detroit patois.

This is Jalopnik, the correct answer is:
A Miata and a back-up Miata (not my Miata and back-up Miata pictured)

There’s the problem right there! They MIGHT bring it back and it will be a MIDSIZED truck.

I used to work with a guy in Denver who didn’t have a car. He rode the bus everywhere but our office was on the south side of town and he lived near down town so decided to buy a car but wanted something he could pay cash for. He bought a then 2yr old Dodge Neon 4dr from Hertz Rental Return. He paid something like…

This is the ONLY Santa Fe Sauna for me, Ten Thousand Waves: