I would clean up after the City of Philadelphia, but the Gubmint took away my tatical nuclear weapons.

My dork-ball border-collie/buffalo mix hates the furminator and hates the vacuum. Combining the two would be all it takes to get her to totally melt down.

And we all know a happy cow is a TASTY cow!

So Sonic, a drive-in restaurant, serves alcohol in South Hell, er Florida?
Why am I not suprised?

The concept of “mindfulness” and the use of any App are mutually exclusive.

Now if only the Mexican Nationals would get out of the frakkin’ passing lane or go over 40mph it’d be swell. I don’t care if you’re driving a Focus RS or a Seat Ibiza, get to the right if you aren’t passing, Herve’.

No, but you are responsible for deserving to be punched in the face.

This perspective shift is hurting my brain.

Good try, Comrade, but you can’t have that intel so easily here.

You forgot the part about drawing dicks on their face with a sharpie marker.

I’m looking for something along these lines:

“we think the new 2016 MX-5 is a triumph”

If you live in Denver, the mountains are West.

I stand by my prior assertion of “Fuck Baylor” because they’re a bunch of religious nuts in Waco, a place which is considered right-wing and a bit whacko even for Texas. This puts them slightly to the right of Ghengis Khan, only armed with more automatic weapons than the 3rd Reich in ‘41.

Because this one does it better, faster, higher than any others and still hasn’t been topped.

Fuck Baylor and TCU. Fuck Texas and their stupid cable TV channel that ruined the 12 to begin with. Fuck West Virginia because, well, ALWAYS fuck WVU. And most of all fuck the dipshit in charge of the Big12 for screwing us all over.

I’d hope that this was written totally in character, using cliche’d “TEXAS!!” stereotypes to lampoon the type of whackos who would complain to a sports blog about a post. Unfortunately I live in fucking San Antonio and I can guarantee you this bozo is 100% earnest in their cliche’d TEXAS stereotypical life. Also, the…

Aside from needing to resolve the fact that we have “Generic White Guy Quarterback Syndrome” I think the biggest problem is that Stoops can’t seem to keep his teams focused for a full season. No matter how well they do prior to the break, they then fall apart when it comes time to play a big game.