So a (wannabe) Gubmint person is now trying to tell a corporation what to do? What kind of libertarian is she?

I dont’ have any more regard for those “teenaged girls” than I would for a teenaged boy who wants to go tote a rifle. If you really want to be that stupid then it probably should end terribly for you regardless of your age or gender.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again:
Allstate can go suck a nut.

Ok, I get the hand-made artisanal thing, but if you just spent the best part of two years figuring out how to glue 2D paper to a 3D shape, maybe you could have invested in something a bit more technical? Why not build an ink-jet with a 180degree travel head, then build your maps in 3D rather than doing a projection.…

So, regardless of how ‘roided up he was, he was (and is) and giant asshole whose prima dona behavior and violent outbursts cause more problems than even a good OBP can fix and he whines cause nobody wants him after he gets busted for ingesting more HGH than 3 Sammy Sosas?

A fixed gear bike (aka “fixie”) is meant to be used on a track rather than the street so doesn’t have a brake. The chain directly connects a single gear front to a single gear back which means that if you pedal forward, you go forward; if you pedal backward, you go backward. If you need to stop you have to have the…

First, if they want to teach Google-Car how to drive like a Texan, it would have run over the cyclist while bellowing about how he should have stayed on the sidewalk (while blaring “Proud to be an American!” on the hi-fi).
Second, if that rider is anything like the majority of the Austin poseurs, his “2 full minutes”…

I’m glad I’m not the only one thinking that. The whole set up seems not so stable to me and adding 30” cantilevered shelves off the sides that are supposed to hold lumber makes it really questionable. I don’t think I’d feel all that confident with lumber stacked on those sides and a spinning saw blade in the middle,…

How could he be a shoplifter?!? His shirt clearly says “Vandal”.

But if they have an actual Athletics major, then how do their Business, Communications and University Studies programs get any students at all?

Of course the only drone butch enough to strap a Batman figure to would be one a’ these”:

Apparently the only way to make the foot-funk of Crocs even worse is to wrap them in fake fur. I bet the stench coming off those things would knock a buzzard of a gut-wagon at high noon.

Montana, Wyoming, and New Mexico are all top of the list there and even on the high plateau or the plains there’s still an awful lot of diversity. If you want to sit on your ass, then yeah, you’ll be bored but if you want to get out and get moving there’s a tonne to do, even in farm country. I grew up on a farm in the…

You’ve never been off the East Coast, have you?

So they seem to have a bit of a failing in their methodology. Wyoming has the lowest population density of any state, I think, so 1 DUI death on I80 in East Bumblefuck puts their “per capita death rate” through the roof whereas yet another Yinzer knocking back a half-a-suitcase of Yuenglings and slamming through a…

You obviously don’t understand just how stupid a lot of the tourists in this area are:

Man, you’d really shit yourself if you ever saw Elk in rut.

Best work-place parking lot practical joke, EVAR!

1) Wheelies