Wait. You mean they weren’t using tugs or winches for that? I’m impressed.

This perspective shift is hurting my brain.

Good try, Comrade, but you can’t have that intel so easily here.

You forgot the part about drawing dicks on their face with a sharpie marker.

I’m looking for something along these lines:

Yeah, but can you build a Ducati out of that? I think no!

That’s basically what they’re doing, only they pile it in the empty capsule and de-orbit it into a burn-up trajectory. If they just opened the window and tossed out the junk, it would spend a lot of time floating around in the orbital lanes, causing all sorts of havoc. You wouldn’t want to hit a old sock when you’re…

It’s free?

“we think the new 2016 MX-5 is a triumph”

If you live in Denver, the mountains are West.

I stand by my prior assertion of “Fuck Baylor” because they’re a bunch of religious nuts in Waco, a place which is considered right-wing and a bit whacko even for Texas. This puts them slightly to the right of Ghengis Khan, only armed with more automatic weapons than the 3rd Reich in ‘41.

Because this one does it better, faster, higher than any others and still hasn’t been topped.

Fuck Baylor and TCU. Fuck Texas and their stupid cable TV channel that ruined the 12 to begin with. Fuck West Virginia because, well, ALWAYS fuck WVU. And most of all fuck the dipshit in charge of the Big12 for screwing us all over.

+1 for context appropriate whacko baiting.

Se7en? Fuck Fincher and his fanboys; this was a cliche’d pile of tripe and the ending was so telegraphed that any semi-sentient primate within a 30minute walk of the theater could tell what was happening.

I’ll take a medium with jumpjets and a gauss rifle, thanks.

Just dial up the Sam Jackson audio book of this bad-boy and your young’uns’ll be stampeding over each other to make it off to slumberland:

BUY TWO OR MORE CASES AND GIT A FREE TINFOIL HAT! YEEEEEHAWWW!!!!

I’d hope that this was written totally in character, using cliche’d “TEXAS!!” stereotypes to lampoon the type of whackos who would complain to a sports blog about a post. Unfortunately I live in fucking San Antonio and I can guarantee you this bozo is 100% earnest in their cliche’d TEXAS stereotypical life. Also, the…