My border collie mutt figured out she can use the rope tug as a flail and now rules the living room with an iron paw. Kitties cower in fear before her. Well, they did that anyway, but now even moreso.

Scoring? Bah! I’m bringin’ the MEAT HAMMER!

I’m not Mil nor is my family heavily military but after graduating and working in the private sector for a decade I got a job, first as a contractor but now as a GS, working for the Army then DoD on Ft Sam Houston. My coworkers are all either ex-mil or military and I work directly (via phone and video) with soldiers…

I was a big fan of the FCC until Ronald Reagan’s deregulation ruined them.

To get a smooth spin and good power throughout the stroke, think of it in three phases. Picture a triangle with the tip at the top of each pedal stroke; push down (front leg of the triangle), pull back (bottom), lift up (back leg) returning the pedal to the top of the stroke. That gives you lots of power throughout…

If you’re just pushing down/pulling up then you’re losing a great deal of power on your stroke and your spin will be very choppy. The goal is to pedal in a circle, which paradoxically you can do most efficiently by envisioning a triangle. Think of an equilateral triangle with the apex at the top of each pedal stroke.…

That thing looks like a Mini fetus.

Christ, it’s like a Prius metastasized.

They don’t look to be less miserable to me; heck, I’d say they’re more miserable than about anybody else.

But a corner worker at the track wound up with a fairly nice new house out of the deal.

Seeing as he was trying to stop the birth of Ed Furlong, I think it’s acceptable behavior.

You prefer The Destroyer?

That’s not a Filipino Ranger; THIS is a Filipino Ranger:

The appropriate way to slice a bagel is to hold it carefully in one hand, then lift the lid to the trashcan with the other and drop it in then go make some toast.

I’d pay good money to see some squid on a ‘busa with ape-hangers, though.

The Jag E-type answers your question:

Ignoring them is by far the most powerful and striking mockery you can perform on simple shit-heads like Palin and Trump. If more people would ignore all these idiots (from Trump to Jeb to Hilly, et-al) then we (the people) could get on to actually governing ourselves without the fucking freakshow we have to endure…

I give it a week in the wild before some pervo hacks the sensor and installs the target around his own ass.

As an American I can forgive your being a Conservative. I can’t, in good conscience, forgive your being a Mets fan.

Don’t do this! Make tamales instead!